CUP & COOKIES
Cool cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies, so you don’t need extra plates for them. It’s made for both right-handed and left-handed people.
BANANA GUARD – Protect Your Banana!
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
LOCK-CUP
Lock Cup – Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there’s a solution. The Lock – Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.
PENGUIN TEA TIMER
Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it and wait. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you. Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When the time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.
TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but always burn it? Then, this invention is for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard portion with each click of the handle.
GIANT REMOTE
Never lose your remote again! With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It’s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark. Think it’s a great idea? I do! And Amazon does too – get the Jumbo Remote Control
DAYCLOCK
What day is today? You don’t know? Then you need a DayClock. It’s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It’s ideal for vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.
Best of all, it’s available on Amazon! Check out the DayClock
CRIME SCENE TOWEL
Chalk outline crime scene beach towel – be the coolest person on the beach! Also available on Amazon, check out the Crime Scene Towel
LASER SCISSORS
With Laser Scissors, cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge. Get a pair of Laser Scissors
TOILET SEAT LIFTER
‘Who left the Toilet Seat up?’ The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started. Available on Amazon: Toilet Seat Lifter
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet…and bump into everything and anything possible? Do you wish you could see in the dark? Or at least protect your feet from the inevitable bumps? These plush car slippers have remarkably bright LED lights that are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; the ultra-soft plush style is extra comfortable and cozy warm.
‘THE THING’ – INFANT PILLOW
The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.
TRAVELER’S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don’t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, ‘Where is it?’ and in no time you have found what you were looking for… or not.
MODERN LADDER
Really cool modern ladder.
LATEST DESIGN WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS
Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. I just don’t know if it is comfortable.
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree… now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
Eh, most of those inventions are for people who are lazy or stupid.
Well, you have to remember that most of the population is lazy or stupid. At least in America (trust me I know).
@Thedesktop: Or for people with a sense of humor, which leaves you out…
Hey, it only seems to you that “most of the population is lazy or stupid” when in fact, only half of the population is really lazy or stupid, and that will be presumed here, on your words, to be the half you hang out with!
Remember, half of the population is ‘below average in IQ’! Perhaps you should choose yoru friends more carefully.
The half I hang out with, and encounter in seminars on Physics, Astronomy, the Sciences, and the Arts, all seem to be above reproach as to mental acuity, with quick witted senses, and a heightened repartee responsiveness!
Life is good, for me! Yours probably sucks. But, you can change that. Just don’t come over here trying to horn in on my universities and museums on the East Coast.
Why aren’t there more links to where the products can be found?
@weirdowaldo,
you’re either a huge nerd or an idiot. Or a guy with a good sense of humor.
hey this site is on Stumble! I love the inventions they are funny!
i didn’t even know my site was on stumble 😛
Well ya do now! hehehehehe I like it, but then I’m easily pleased.
haha i was wondering where all you visitors were coming from!
Don’t listen to the naysayers, Alvin, those inventions are swell. I particularly like the lock cup.
>Eh, most of those inventions are for people who are lazy or stupid.
…….then sign me up!
thanks Ryan!
I like the jumbo remote control coz I’m always misplacing the remote 😛
hahah stumbled. awesome inventions. love the coffee cup! ingenious!
well, i don’t work in an office yet, so the coffee mug thing is not an issue (yet eheh) – however, i must say i am quite impressed with the banana case invention. question though… is there a one-size fits all case? or is it kinda twisty to fit those irregular curves?
love those inventions!
as for that naysayer, if it wasn’t for someone being ‘lazy or stupid’, we probably wouldn’t have the wheel.
keep ’em coming!
SMART + Lazy = best inventions ever 😛
I LOVE these inventions, and if I would see the transparant toaster in the shop I even would consider bying it…
Unfortunately, those that think half the population is below average, are probably below average. Half the population is below the median, but above and below average can have any ratio. Example: The average number of legs on humans is smaller than two. In that case, almost all of the population is above average.
Loved them! The cookie cup, laser scissors, toilet lifter all show out-of-the-box thinking. Thanks for posting them!
I love th banana case. If I’m not careful, something cold may be against my bananna in my cooler, and depending on how cold and damp…yeachh…a big ‘ole brown spot on my Chiquita.
nice collection! Good work Alvin.
This site is too cute, I love the baby pillow, transparent toaster and lock cup.
i can´t explain how the people lives without this gadgets!!!
Nice blog!!
where & how i can order for this products.
hey gaurav, for those products that i found, i’ve put up the links. unfortunately, some are only design concepts, like the glass toaster (which is rather cool, but then, i’m always rushing off for classes or waking up late so toast, or breakfast for that matter nearly always doesn’t happen 😛 )
It seems as these products are for lazy and stupid people. But we will not have luxuries we are suing today, if our fore-fathers thought the same way. Si Innovative thinking always take the world forward.
I probably need the banana guard… 🙂
Good job !
These are really nice products..^^…all of them are useful and cute!
Had to link to you, wish I had seen this before I finished shopping for Christmas!
Now if they just combined the Lock Cup with the cookie cup I’d get the penguin timer and be set.
Great post a lot of these I have not seen.
Hey man. Cool inventions. Im a stumbler and thought the scissors, lock cup and the toilet seat lifter were genius. Ive actually seen ppl with the banana holder case thingy and i think its lame coz its a permanent shape so if you have an irregular banana it wont fit properly
Love the cup and cookie product. Any more information on where to buy?
Mark
I really like the cup and cookies, the clear toaster (looks cool), and the locking cup.
The toaster just looks so cool.
That was awesome. I’m glad to know about the t-shirt with the icons. That’s brilliant global thinking.
hey WeirdoWaldo,
For such a genius, you’ve really mustered a fallacious argument. Sure, half of the population has an IQ below 100, but 90% have a “normal” IQ or below, and only 10% are actually below one standard deviation. Also, this doesn’t account for or relate to those who are lazy, which seem to be the elite, pampered, and educated upper-class like yourself. You know, the East-Coast private school brats like you, using Mommy and Daddy’s money to play leisure sports and do expensive illicit drugs all day — sounds pretty lazy to me.
I’m not normally the posting type, but your monumentally rude comment begged me to point out that you’re clearly not as smart as you think you are, and certainly not in the social realm. Maybe some of your seminars and universities can help you learn not to be such an asshole. In fact, you might consider finding something more productive to do with your alleged brilliance than bragging about your money and education while degrading the less fortunate. I won’t even get into what a disgrace you are to your socioeconomic standing…
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I care way more about a banana guard than your awesome life and all of the obvious self-esteem issues its given you. Shut up.
Hey, Some of this stuff is really cool! I couldn’t help but laugh at the laser pointer scissors and the zaky infant pillows. weird man.
stumble
Most of these things are great! but let’s face it the day clock is for idiots 😉
Stumbled in…funny stuff!
WeirdoWaldo
Is an ass! Although I am glad his life is going so well, I find it remarkable that some one so educated would degrade the less fortunate.
Perhaps if he had do support his self, life would be different.
Some of these things r pretty awesome!
I’d like a pair of those scissors! I wouldn’t mind one of those toasters too! The “thing” – for baby – is weird but intriguing!
Good one Alvin,
SJ xx
Yes, the baby thing impressed me also 🙂
And the cookie coffee cup and T-shirt 🙂
Great!!!
Simply great ur blog seems CRAZZY!!!!
I loved this site and most of the inventions would sell (I believe). They are clool looking and functional for the lazy – myself included.
Kind of really good and awesome…
funny and kindles more thoughts
I like them!
Stumble stumble stumble.. And it was my friend’s blog! How kewl =D
Kewl inventions, of course =D
Absolutely excellent – one of the few original sites I have seen!
Love the mugs, the toaster and even the day clock – having retired early having made my money and not working to routine I often lose track of the day 🙂
You should flog this stuff – you’ll get rich!
Good little collection of fun stuff. I love the toaster 🙂
very nice
These are cute. i wonder if the cookies won’t get soggy tho’?
Such amazing things. I really want that clear toaster the most, though. Maybe the laser scissors.
lovely inventions haha
I definitely loved the t shirt!!!
Toilet seat lifter is the most useful
😉
My Grandma got one of those giant remotes for Christmas because she can’t read the buttons on the regular remotes. Once she gets the hang of it I think she’ll love it!
Alvin, I’m gutted, what can I say.
I’ve rarely seen something on here that made me say, “I WANT that!”, but the glass toaster did it for me. And then I find it’s only a concept.
Gutted. Truly gutted 😉
Helsinki, same here, i thought it looked like the perfect kitchen accessory, then realised it’s not available :T
Hej!
I loved ALL the stuff!
What amazes me is that the “Banana guard” is selling big time here in Sweden – in expensive design stores! (I bought 2 for my kids like 2 years ago for about 10 USD each!!!!)
And I would definately buy the giant remote!!! (But it would still have to be enhanced with some sort of incorporated beep/sound devise/sensor, like it beeps if you clap your hands or whistle… so you actually find it from where ever your kids have hidden it from you… my mom had a keyring like that many, many, many years ago! Let me tell you – I wish most of my stuff had that!!!)
Hej Waldo…
I’m sorry but it´s just that you don´t sound so good! Were you high? drunk? having a hangover?
For being such a previleged and high inteligence person you can’t even spell and it really sounds like you had to look up those difficult words in the dictionary. I’m happy for you that you can “choose yoru friends” though…!
Why even bother with us, the “mediocre” people? Why come down to our level? Why did you have to interfere? Why did you have to tell us? We weren’t even aware of our levels of intelligence and IQ’s and all that… Now what are we supposed to do? Where do we go from here to where you are? Is there a bus? I want what you have, achieve your hights of intelligence… (I’m being sarcastic, of course!)
Must have had a pretty boring hour, hum?
I trully hope your live is good, why other wise would you have to bring that up? Here, to this totaly creative blogg, of all places?….
I just hope you were just having a bad hair day…. I just hope, for the sake of those who have to put up with you every day that you don’t sound like this in real life!
I really hope your life is really good! For your and everyone’s around you sake.
Have a good life! (and remember – money can’t buy you that!)
PS: go eat some chocolate!
Hey Lia Bobia! thanks for popping by!
Did you end up using the banana guards often?
I want like half the things on here. Seriously, traspearent toaster? Tea-time penguin? They sound like sex positions, but they’re really good ideas! I guess that’s redundant, but seriously, I want them!, oh and a day clock. Anyone who thinks my comments are good, or stupid, or has any thoughts owes me one of these items.
Hi Alvin!
No, I actually never used them much…. But they are very, very popular over here – as popular as they are (still) expensive – and if you are around parents with young children you’re always bound to see a few coming out of their bags.
Well they really are kinda silly , but cute I guess some are useful but not really to me but fun to look at
hey, these things are great! funny but useful in a way.. still, hilarious!
these things are cool and useful…they are also cute.hehehe
hola, desde colombia me encantaron seria todo mas facil el mejor el del baño jajaja.
great, some cool invention we haven’t thought yet ..
thats the coolest cup in the world!!!!
funnny stuff
these inventions are so cool
the baby one is so cute
these are all stupid inventions i like the ones that use gas those are the good ones.
Cool inventions you post here !!!!!!!
this is awesome
where do I order the cup with the cookies..
It’s a really neat idea, but I couldn’t find that cup available anywhere too!
why has it taken so long for someone to invent a toilet seat lifter. One less thing for woman to complain about. I bet it was a man who solved this problem.
these r da awesaome man!!! PEACE BRUDDA!!!!
what a wonderful gadgets and I’m so empressed.
Where do you get all these things from?
Some are available on Amazon … these I have put a link to 🙂
Nice gadgets. You know what…Gadgets really made our life easier.
hey fantastic site! Its reallly very good….
you made life easy…hope to see most of these inventions in market…
nice and cool
I’m a high school student, and i for one, most definitely don’t consider myself a lazy or stupid person and i know my IQ is above the national average (which isn’t that hard to accomplish, sadly). However, i find these inventions to be ABSOLUTELY FITTING for the evolving, typical American society. I happen to be writing an essay on how America seems to have lost it’s values such as family, education, practicality (which none of these inventions promote, BY THE WAY) and humility (as opposed to consumerism and materialism, for example) and these inventions prove my point like no other.
THANK YOU AMERICA!
By the way, Sal, you think these gadgets are nice? Well, i wish people would spend more time on curing cancer, for one, than wasting their time on a Toilet Seat Lifter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Just reading all of your comments (the majority of people on this list), it makes me sick to think that you all are so amazed at the dumbest things. I give props to the see-through toaster, but that’s about it. Honestly though, AMERICANS ARE LIKE MONKEYS!
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Alvin:
Love the see thru toaster & the Wheel_bench!
All are cool but those 2 are the best of the lot!
Too bad you don’t have anti-spam or anti-retard control here to control the idjut posters.
Some of you seem to like to bash someone all to **** and back simply because he has a hobby.
He could be sitting there grumbling about how society has gone downhill and so on but he plugs on creating neat things for us to look at. 🙂
I can nearly bet those of you who do complain/bash people sit on the couch all day doing nothing but looking for stuff to complain about simply because you are not happy with yourself.
If you’re all really nice I’ll think about providing the cheese with your whine!
Cheers!
Google_Traveller
This is what I term as ingenuity, I love the anti-theft cup , I’ve had all 3 of my mugs nicked. So that will come in handy. Where can I purchase this in the UK?
ah! try Amazon UK 🙂
hey!good inventions!
well done!
lala
Amazing things..!!!
Absolutly love the awsome inventions!!!!!
Lol. these are very creative!! 🙂
Hahahahah! The banana holser is interesting, but there are so many different sized ones at the supermarkets I frequent that I wonder if half of them will fit the box. Interesting concept though.
The see-through toaster is definitely my favourite. It is just the coolest gadget out. Something for the seriously modern kitchen.
Cup and cookies = slurp on coffee + om nom nom nom on cookies.
And lol at banana guard.
Very cool inventions. Very convenient!
I wish I had this stuff!!!!
😛 😛
I like those inventions. They look like they could really help peoples daily lives.
very very cool and funny iventions dude