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Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!
But you’re still at fault… women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.”
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’
She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
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03 Jul 08 | A True Salesman
This clip cracked me up! If anything, it will show you what the true meaning of salesmanship is. I couldn’t BELIEVE how he could go on unfazed — negativity just slides off this guy’s back. If you have a product or service to sell, you need to hire this guy. Watch it now
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Book Safe to Keep and Hide Valuables (Cash, Jewelry, etc)
I remember when I was much younger, and I happened to watch this movie where one of the characters stowed some secret item in a book safe. The much-younger-me was very much the impressionable and easily astonished kid, and if I don’t recall wrongly, I was extremely surprised when I first discovered the book safe.
I thought it was an absolutely ingenious idea.
Books were meant for reading and I never did explore the possibilities of actually having a fake book to store valuables in. The premise was simple — have a fake book, or a real book with a hole cut into it — and then storing your cash and valuables inside that book safe.
For book safes like that, a lock or combination wouldn’t even be possible. These book safes depend on security by obfuscation, which, is entirely inadequate. The complete system is based on the assumption that another person will not chance upon your book safe by accident.
That said, I know it sure as heck is a great conversational piece. And it’s cool.
Interested? Amazon has it, so you can get your very own book safe
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Funny Lift Floor Prank
This is an ingenius prank where they paint an elevator’s floor to look like it’s a bottomless pit. I must say it’s rather realistic!
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Found the Funniest T-Shirts on Earth
Recently I’ve been seeing ads for this company called BustedTees, so I popped over to check them out. Well, I thought I’d seen every kind of funny t-shirts around, but I was proven so wrong after I took a look at BustedTees’ catalogue. They have some seriously funny and witty tshirts. Check these out:
I particularly like the one that says “you’re handsome” in reverse! I couldn’t figure it out at first, then I realised it. The person wearing this tee would have to look in a mirror to see the message the right way! Heh. That got me for a second. A nicely designed site, a smooth and very intuitive, customer-friendly checkout process, and great prices make BustedTees one of my favourite online stores.
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